“Electrical and mechanical malfunctions: When you are around, light bulbs flicker, the computer locks up, or the radio goes haywire.” The ascension symptom that was the most bizarre and frightening was actually happening to me. At the hotel I tried to charge it but it wouldn’t receive the current. Then in Perth this week I got my phone out and it was dead. I shook myself out of it, thinking it was all just a coincidence. The websites warned that if I ascended I would no longer be satisfied with my job and friends, and would leave them for a purple templated, badly formatted Wordpress corner of the internet. Or I had a low-level flu.īut also – I did not want to ascend! I was happy where I was.
LUNARK ASCENSION DRIVERS
I could feel the sadness and loneliness of my Uber drivers radiating throughout the car – and when I later went to rate them, just the sight of their avatar made my eyes well with tears. I also forgot the name for that thing, you know the thing you heat water in? I sometimes heard weird high frequency sounds like a dog or a teenager can. I got clipped by a car walking on a busy road in Canggu and almost fell in a ditch. I broke two hire bikes in one day after snorkel gear became entangled in the wheels. Yes! Only last week I had come off my bike at Rottnest Island, over the handlebars and on to bitumen.
LUNARK ASCENSION SKIN
Yes, a cluster of pimples on my skin which hadn’t appeared since I was a teenager.įalling, having accidents, breaking bones. I thought it was just dirty contact lenses. I found a list claiming to be the “most comprehensive list of ascension symptoms” – and felt dread as I ticked it off. Yet, still, I wanted to rule out that I had this strange condition. Call me shallow but I’d rather dwell in the lower realms with my friends, than sit alone on a park bench in bliss. He had no money, no friends, no job and was in a state of complete bliss.
Symptoms could go on for years, and as well as “feeling like you are dying” when you recovered, your old life was gone.Īfter he had a shift in consciousness, Eckhart Tolle, who has since sold millions of books worldwide on spiritual matters, wrote about sitting on a London park bench for two years. It also seemed, quite frankly, undesirable to get it. I found a list claiming to be the 'most comprehensive list of ascension symptoms' and felt dread as I ticked it off Did I have it? It was unlikely since I was a lapsed Catholic atheist who did not have a spiritual practice. Yet here it was in a lively corner of the internet, where there were thousands of people on Wordpress blogs complaining about being sick because their DNA was updating. How could I have lived this long and not heard about this condition? No one I know had ever, say, cancelled dinner because they had ascension flu or complained that the ascension hangover was actually worse than that night they mixed the Baileys with Fanta.Įven after years of researching the wellness industry for my book Wellmania, I had never heard a whisper of ascension flu. It feels like you are dying or there is something seriously wrong with you.” What is happening is that your whole body from the cells to the chemistry in your body is changing and shifting at rapid speeds. I Googled these symptoms and found out rather alarmingly that the only thing they all matched was something called ascension flu (or ascension hangover).Īscension flu? Wot? I had never heard of it.Īpparently a “spiritual hangover is when you are awakening on a deeper soul level.
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